The Buzz Lightyear

When a woman is blowing a man and just as he's about to cum, the woman gives him a swift uppercut to the nads, causing him to see stars and she bellows, "To infinity and beyond! as she is avalanched in a meteor shower of splooge.

Last night, I was blowing Phil and I was still upset with him for pulling an angry pirate on me the previous evening, so I gave him a wicked blowjob and finished it off with The Buzz Lightyear. That's my Toy Story.

The Buzz Lightyear by Honey Badger Bitch February 18, 2012

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pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

pushed the button on buzz lightyear by bensandgren September 28, 2014

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pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

pushed the button on buzz lightyear by bensandgren September 28, 2014

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TheBuzzLightYear

When you cum in a girls eyes and put a fish bowl on her head then push her down the stairs, then when she tries to rub the cum out she rubs the fish bowl

The girl was a bitch so I gave her TheBuzzLightYear

TheBuzzLightYear by Cqndys November 10, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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