The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.
Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.
by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006
A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.
Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."
Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."
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by Alyssa Piccirilli October 17, 2005
Is Steve coming for a drink tonight? Don't think so mate, last I heard he was lining up a brown derby with those two from last week.
by Def in Vegas February 03, 2013
The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!
Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
by Travis Urban October 18, 2008