The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.

Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

brown derby

A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.

Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."

I'll take two butternut Blizzards and a Brown Derby for my grandfather.

by smithword January 16, 2017

Brown Derby

When you are wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper

I went to take a shit today and recieved my second brown derby this week

by P1980 October 12, 2006

Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.

Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!

by Jersey716 March 04, 2022

brown derby

A delicious brownie ala mode dessert from Grandma's Restaurant.

I'm craving a brown derby!

by Alyssa Piccirilli October 17, 2005

Brown Derby

The act of having anal sex with multiple partners during the same session.

Is Steve coming for a drink tonight? Don't think so mate, last I heard he was lining up a brown derby with those two from last week.

by Def in Vegas February 03, 2013

brown derby

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!

Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!

by Travis Urban October 18, 2008