The Brown Bess

The act of forcing your own cum back down your Urethra with a toothpick.

"Dude I failed no nut November but I saved myself!"
"How'd you save yourself? That makes no sense?"
"It's easy! I just did The Brown Bess!"

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 October 2, 2022

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023