The Borris

When you masturbate and then stick your penis between your legs and get on the floor like a dog.

Last night I was bored, so i did "The Borris"

The Borris by Stephen Whacking December 21, 2009

borris the beast 

A lady that shows up in males dream making them cum in there sleep.

"Last night I saw Borris The Beast and things got sticky."(NSM)

borris the beast by Ladies nuts in ya mouth August 5, 2016

borris the nipple 

Something that boys will name their nipple

BOY: YO I NAMED MY NIPPLE BORRIS,

BOY 2: BORRIS THE NIPPLE?

borris the nipple by SillyWillyNirvana July 23, 2017

Giving them the Boris 

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

Giving them the Boris by John Superman December 6, 2013

the boris 

The boris is when you bust a nut in your gf’s mouth then when she swallows you slap her stomach making her cough it up and it sounds like Boris Johnson’s rambaling.

I gave my girlfriend the boris last night

the boris by Whining and dining ya girl January 8, 2019

Tooting on the Boris 

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

Tooting on the Boris by lozda January 3, 2025

boris the soviet love hammer 

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

boris the soviet love hammer by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014