The Borris

When you masturbate and then stick your penis between your legs and get on the floor like a dog.

Last night I was bored, so i did "The Borris"

by Stephen Whacking December 21, 2009

borris the beast

A lady that shows up in males dream making them cum in there sleep.

"Last night I saw Borris The Beast and things got sticky."(NSM)

by Ladies nuts in ya mouth August 5, 2016

borris the nipple

Something that boys will name their nipple

BOY: YO I NAMED MY NIPPLE BORRIS,

BOY 2: BORRIS THE NIPPLE?

by SillyWillyNirvana July 23, 2017

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

the boris

The boris is when you bust a nut in your gf’s mouth then when she swallows you slap her stomach making her cough it up and it sounds like Boris Johnson’s rambaling.

I gave my girlfriend the boris last night

by Whining and dining ya girl January 8, 2019

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

boris the soviet love hammer

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014