A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water.
Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.
by BTLighting February 22, 2011
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