The Bidet

The secret teleporter from the Loduha’s where they can communicate to Slovakia, and turn on the mighty people of America. The Loduha’s travel through inter-dimensions to conquer the mighty Liberals and CNN. Now they must execute the final order and complete there missions once and for all.
What is the thing on the side of the toilet that squirts your ass.

Uh idk

The Bidet you fucken moron.
by thefarm July 03, 2022
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The Bidet

When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole
Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night
by BigBasstard August 07, 2023
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Bidet

Little bum washing toilet you can't shit in
'Hang on Brenda, I've just had a right clingy shite, need to use the bidet'
by morvy January 21, 2010
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An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005
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a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing
i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!
by jimbob February 16, 2003
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bideting

A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.

The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.
"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."
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Giving yourself a bidet

When you poop and the toilet water splashes up at your butthole
Guy 1: I just gave myself a bidet!
Guy 2: you must’ve had a huge poop!
by boboobobobob December 06, 2019
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