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the blatting

no 'call waiting!!'

in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")

this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)

seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!

needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!

The Bhattacharyya 

A deeply intimate evolution of the classic missionary, the Bhattacharyya position engages not just the core, but the arms for amplified rhythm and depth. With the partner on top anchoring themselves by planting their hands firmly beside or beneath their partner’s hips or lower back, this grip allows for greater control and enhanced thrusting power. The result is a fluid, grounded connection that heightens physical intensity while maintaining full eye contact and emotional intimacy. It’s a blend of primal force and precise finesse, perfect for partners seeking closeness without sacrificing motion or depth.
Oh no!! A stray dog tried to do The Bhattacharyya on Spandan
The Bhattacharyya by sgtmjr May 10, 2025

Batting the Bishop. 

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.
Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
Batting the Bishop. by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

batting for the other team 

That guy is batting for the other team
batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003

batting for the yankees 

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter
"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"
batting for the yankees by Bunsen October 17, 2004

batting for the other team 

to be gay or to become gay.
"it looks like burnt face man is batting for the other team now"
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