The Beacon 

1) A resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. The resteraunt is mostly famous for it's (very) sweet beacon iced tea. They also have a lot of greasy food there. Even their salads are greasy. They also have good ice cream there. They are also famous for employee JC Strobel, whose famous catchphrase "CALL IT!" which he yells out when it is someone's turn to order. Instead of ordering a "deluxe" plate, they call it an "a-plenty."

2) A really good resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. Enough said.

"I got a chili cheese a-plenty at the beacon."

Mom "I think they put way too much sugar in their tea at the beacon"
Me "Nonsense. I love it."

Out of towner "Who's that guy who keeps yelling 'Call it?'"
Me "That's JC Strobel, he's an essential cornerstone of the beacon."

The Beacon by Shredding Freakenstein99 March 29, 2012

The Beacon School 

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.

person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

The Beacon School by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020

Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.

After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.

Cleaning out the Beacon by nappyd November 14, 2004

Another hand touches the beacon 

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

Another hand touches the beacon by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

Awaken the Bacon by dan102 September 20, 2010

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

Gargantor the Baconator by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

STEAL THE BACON

A game played in Harlem in which teams try to grab an object and get back to base without being tagged.

Teams line up, facing one another, about 30 feet apart. The object (e.g. a stick) is placed at the mid-point between the two lines. A "caller" stands to the side and calls out players by number, by odds or evens, or "all in" and the designated players run to the middle, each trying to STEAL THE BACON (grab the stick) and run back to their line without being tagged by an opposing player. Hours of fun.

STEAL THE BACON by bells110 April 8, 2009