This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019
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While having sex with a girl, at the point of climax pull out a gun and kill both her parents.
Yeh man, i was with this girl last night and i did The Batman on her.
by mister mentone August 08, 2018
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A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load
Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman
by metalthrasher07 May 19, 2011
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When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.
Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".
by crazyassfool April 18, 2010
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A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.
Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"
by delahunty1000 November 19, 2015
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A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.
Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."
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