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the barbarian

While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.
Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got 15 pounds of meat this week.
by 3411Z April 9, 2007
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The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.
Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.
by Norplu February 28, 2021
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Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.
The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!
by MC Monka in Da House May 11, 2009
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Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
by Bayesoir March 30, 2020
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Onan the Barbarian

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!
by Shuaman October 20, 2020
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Onan the Barbarian

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.
by Shuaman November 1, 2020
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Conan the Barbarian

A sexual role playing scenerio in which you play Conan the barbian and your partner plays America, and in quick fashion you "conquer" her.
1) Conan the Barbarian is my favourite game to play.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
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