The Balloon Animal 

Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.

Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.

Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".

In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"

The Balloon Animal by T-3000 November 9, 2006

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals 

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015