The 1812 

The act of two friends escorting two lascivious sluts to the same bedroom and proceeding to concurrently have sexual intercourse with them whilst simultaneously high fiveing each other, synchronized to the glorious finale of the 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky.

I can't believe we just 1812'd those bitches from the club.

After a grandiose night, Dean and Jethro have successfully added the 1812 to their sexual repertoire.

The 1812 by JackTheGripper August 4, 2011

The War of 1812 

Due to disputes between the United States and Britain over impressment of US Soldiers to the British Navy and the naval blockade by Britain on Napoleonic France aswell as disputes over the Northern Territories in Canada, America declared war on Britain.
During the course of the 3-year war, America won a series of naval battles, although failing to make an impression into British territory on land due to British aggression. The most prominent of American victories being those at York (Toronto) and after the war had ended officially, at the battle of New Orleans. British forces invading America lost the battle of Baltimore and succeeded to burn Washington DC (which was saved by a heavy rainstorm).
The territory Britain did capture was handed back after the war, as were the gains of America...

What a stupid pointless conflict.
And what happened to the blockade on France? It continued! And Britain smashed the French Navy at the Battle of Trafalgar and pummeled Napoleon at Waterloo, with the help of the faithful Prussians. Thanks Germany, we know who our REAL friends are!

Just kidding, thankfully now Anglo-American relations are just peachy.

The War of 1812 by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004

The Scuffle of 1812 

The war between the corrupt forces of Ohio, led by the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III, and the forces of earth, led by The Great Beyonder, and Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. This scuffle devastated the planet and killed the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. Afterwards Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III rose to power and ushered in a new age for Ohio.

Old Man: "My grandfather witnessed the scuffle of 1812 and barely escaped with his life."

Child: "Whatever gramps! All of that Ohio conspiracy stuff is so fake! I bet that you read it on facebook!"

The Scuffle of 1812 by Servant 1832E October 28, 2022