ruler

When a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the ass such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl's ass. Then the man measure's his cock on the ass imprint (before fucking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she's going to get and prepare accordingly.

Use in a sentence: She asked me how big I was and I replied, "bend over and I'll give you The Ruler."

by stikya July 25, 2011

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a weapon you can use to slap people when you get pissed af

oh no RUN HES HAS THE RULER AND HES MAD

by Aj Art Star June 30, 2018

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#smart#pretty#loyal#lovable#kind#leader#rules the world

Ruler means to lead.Alex is a kind attractable person who is irresistible, inspiring,smart,and is loyal. She is a leader and is very intellectual.She is friendly and a good person to be around. She won't put up with a fight and will stand up for her friends. Alex is an amazing person.

by Alex the ruler September 15, 2018

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