The Ruler

When a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the ass such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl's ass. Then the man measure's his cock on the ass imprint (before fucking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she's going to get and prepare accordingly.

Use in a sentence: She asked me how big I was and I replied, "bend over and I'll give you The Ruler."

by stikya July 25, 2011

Ruler of the rulers

Some kid who has too many rulers and everyone needs to borrow rulers from him in geometry class.

Kid: Yo can I borrow a ruler?
Ruler of the rulers: Sure y not lmao.

by ReeeeeMeister666Except420 November 02, 2018

Ruler

Long ass gun

That old bitch from the new Halloween movie has a ruler in every scene

by Cluis6714 October 15, 2018

The ruler

Drakeo
crazy ass mf

dope rapper

Drakeo The ruler is that nigga bro

by terique{{~-~}} May 08, 2023

Ruler

A tool to see how large ones penis is

“Josh I used the ruler and found out my penis is 18 inches”

by Fuenghy July 29, 2019

ruler

A foreign object one sticks up anothers ass when he/she is mad. Also used for measurement in few cases.

Don't make me get the ruler!

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

ruler

scale/digital scale

i need the ruler to break up that work.

by kansas city 420 August 08, 2008