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by sccreeper June 6, 2020
Roadmen are evolved chavs who think they are hard and intimidating when it has the complete opposite affect. They wear puffa jackets, tracksuits and Nike air max's.
To be a Roadman and join the community, you must be dead in the head, speak like your from the ends. AKA the criptip language they use which makes them sound like losers. Also, they must speak in as deep voice as possible even if they have not hit puberty yet just to maintain the image of being this big intimidating thing.
If you want to get in a fight with one though, just insult their mum because thats the only person in the world they care about because they reassure them they aren't as dumb and not as much as a waste of space as everyone else thinks they are.
To be a Roadman and join the community, you must be dead in the head, speak like your from the ends. AKA the criptip language they use which makes them sound like losers. Also, they must speak in as deep voice as possible even if they have not hit puberty yet just to maintain the image of being this big intimidating thing.
If you want to get in a fight with one though, just insult their mum because thats the only person in the world they care about because they reassure them they aren't as dumb and not as much as a waste of space as everyone else thinks they are.
by Subscribe to pewdiepie to win March 26, 2019
A kid (usually between 7-30) who gave up on school and decides to adopt the typical gangster life in the British Isles (more accurately in England, but these can also be found in Wales, Scotland and Ireland). Like Gopniks from Russia and the Slavic world, they're usually found in Adidas tracksuits and white shoes, but they're sometimes found with North Face tops (or variants of these coats) along with a beanie on their head. Like their Slavic counterparts, which they usually live in blocs (blocs being apartment buildings built during the Communist era), they live in similar buildings across the UK. Other than these low-quality skyscrapers (like the Grenfell Tower, the one that burned down from the fourth floor), they are also found around fast food joints, back alleyways and supermarkets, especially Tesco. These people also have a unique style of music (generally being MC) and their own street vocabulary.
If these roadmen are under 18, most of them would actually just be wannabes born from parents who genuinely pay for a living, like the ones across North America which they are usually white kids thinking that they are 100% black and want to live in environments such as NY, LA and such. A notorious event of these kids would be the death of a Polish man by a group of teenagers because he spoke Polish.
If these roadmen are under 18, most of them would actually just be wannabes born from parents who genuinely pay for a living, like the ones across North America which they are usually white kids thinking that they are 100% black and want to live in environments such as NY, LA and such. A notorious event of these kids would be the death of a Polish man by a group of teenagers because he spoke Polish.
Roadman 1: Ya want sum weed mate??
Roadman 2: Ah sure why not??? I'm getting innit cuz!!
Local: Oi you fucking cunts don't stay around my fucking house ya little skunks!!!
Roadman 1: Oi bruv if you keep shouting loud I'll shank ur nan you fucking bellend!!
Local: Okay then. (pulls out shotgun) What's your names??? I wanna call ya mums!!
Roadmen: *run away like pussies* Oh shit shit shit better not put us in trouble
Roadman 2: Ah sure why not??? I'm getting innit cuz!!
Local: Oi you fucking cunts don't stay around my fucking house ya little skunks!!!
Roadman 1: Oi bruv if you keep shouting loud I'll shank ur nan you fucking bellend!!
Local: Okay then. (pulls out shotgun) What's your names??? I wanna call ya mums!!
Roadmen: *run away like pussies* Oh shit shit shit better not put us in trouble
by i hate sjws March 9, 2018
A unintelligent, baggy trousers wearing stoner. They think the world evolves around them, they love to think they have the strength of a bull.
He's so roadman!
by Bigot107 May 6, 2016
1. a term used by english people mostly who think they're madlads
to find out how they speak, see Korean Billy
to find out how they speak, see Korean Billy
by agoodchristianname March 18, 2019