Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019

Fluffy plum

When a mans scrotum is so covered in hair that you can’t see his skin.

“John had such a fluffy plum last night, he needs to shave

by Destroyer of worlds 666 September 9, 2018

Plum Humming

The act of taking a testicle in your mouth and humming a happy tune.

I was giving my man head last night , but when I started plum humming him he REALLY got off!

by Rebellion 999 June 9, 2021

Plum spinel

PLUM OUR IDOL MY BESTI PLUM IS THE BEST OML

Hey have your heard of plum spinel?
Oh yeah! Hes the best! 100%
I agree

by Waffsilly March 16, 2021

Bogan Plum

A term for the way a bogan trying to sound sophisticated sounds. Usually accompanied by whiney nasal voice and swearing. To speak up from the gutter.

She speaks fluent bogan plum.

by pxylent March 18, 2021

Pleasantly plum

Very plum people with good characters

Miguelito SUAVE like pleasantly plum people.

by Nattielak July 12, 2022

Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.

Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.

by The big fat shark May 11, 2023