Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?
by benedict July 22, 2004
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A mythical creature set out on a long journey for the milk you ran out of 15 years ago. The species of "Father" is considered highly endangered and all sighting must be reported. We are trying
"My father hasn't returned for nearly 10 years."
by lessgomario June 24, 2022
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Something every shonen anime protagonist doesn't have. They may have the power of friendship, but they do not have a father.
Deku from BNHA doesn't have a father.
by glassistaken October 28, 2021
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A father is a parental figure who will stand by you through any thing and will guide you through the darkest path, fly you through the highest peak, and will be your best friend through all of your mid-life crisies.
Person A: What did you do this summer?

Person B: Spend time with my Father, the best person ever!
by Cady&Henry&Ellie&Sadie&Mika March 23, 2022
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Person who went to buy milk one day... and NEVER CAME BACK.
My father... isn't here
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A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
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Father the mythical said to be the male partner needed to produce offspring. Often said to be off getting milk
Bruce never ,who never knew is father, was touched by the male who was crossing to world to find his son.
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