Chob

Retarded Guido's that fail at life. And call everybody else chobs even though they fail at school and think they are so smart.

Guy 1: Your a chob
Guy 2:No im not
Guy 2: Shut the hell up only a chob would say that
Guy 1: Your a chob
Guy 2: Im defiantly not

by 431254362362354235234 September 21, 2010

Chob

Another word for a belly that hands over your pants.

Oi Oli you have a big chob

by ItsUrBoiEatThatPussy445 April 22, 2021

CHOB

The combination of the greatest amateur golfers the worlds seen Charley and Rob.....CHOB

CHOB beat the THORNES

by CHOB McLovitt July 18, 2019

Chob

Verb: to strike an unexpectant individual on the back of the head with a pillow or soft cusion. mostly undertaken by bounders or cads...

I chobbed gordon to death...

by samosaurus May 15, 2009

Chob

A realy fat chode.

Chris Santosusso is a walking chob.

by Anton June 11, 2003

Chob

A Canadian that is chubby but not fat or stupid. Dumb Guidos call canadians chobs all the time. But really they are stupid, smoke at age 15, and fail at school.

Shut the hell up you chob, only a chob would say that

by POOPPDPDSPS September 21, 2010

chob

A blank expressionless face. OR the expression reffering to such a face. often used as a reaction to something bad.
Chobbing off may and might refer to a hand job.

"Dude I just shit on your good blanket for fun" "chooooob"
"Cmon, just chob off on my chest already"
"Are you chobbing off in there?"

by StuIrt February 29, 2008