Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...
Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.
by GD MCDs April 16, 2009
That Dude Always Sayin Somethin And Never Do Shit! He's A Capper. He Would Always Cap Over Dumb Shit!
by YoungChief The Meff a Dondotta September 6, 2007
In fansubbing, a person who captures audio and video directly from a television broadcast and saves it to their computer to later be downloaded by a fansubbing group. Most cappers are located in Japan, since they have easier access to anime broadcasts there.
by Mr. Calculator July 30, 2009
the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.
by Head Gopher July 29, 2010
A person who spends every hour of every day on the internet trying to record random girls on webcam and making friends with other geeky/lonely pervs.
This person has no life,friends,or social skills period.They are virgins who often wish they could get a girl in real life but are incapable of speaking to females in reality which is why they see internet females as targets because they never have to face them in real life and can get away with thinking or calling them whatever they want without being bitch slapped or jumped by her boyfriend.This is why they will never get a girlfriend in real life.
"who needs real women when you have the internet!"
Cappers tend to act like "internet tough guys" and very hypocritical calling internet heroes losers when in fact they spend on average 3 times as much time online as any internet hero,they fail to look at their own life failures and brush it off on others who don't agree with what they are doing.
Once you turn into a capper you are doomed to spend at the very least the next 5 years of your life obsessing over coming home and jumping right on the computer instantly and going on the internet 24/7 until you become an adult and either remain an addicted pedophile who can't do anything else with their life or a lonely pedophile who can only dream of the past.
Cappers will never get lives and will just laugh all their problems away while spending 24/7 on the internet and will grow up to become stars of Datelines To Catch Predator
This person has no life,friends,or social skills period.They are virgins who often wish they could get a girl in real life but are incapable of speaking to females in reality which is why they see internet females as targets because they never have to face them in real life and can get away with thinking or calling them whatever they want without being bitch slapped or jumped by her boyfriend.This is why they will never get a girlfriend in real life.
"who needs real women when you have the internet!"
Cappers tend to act like "internet tough guys" and very hypocritical calling internet heroes losers when in fact they spend on average 3 times as much time online as any internet hero,they fail to look at their own life failures and brush it off on others who don't agree with what they are doing.
Once you turn into a capper you are doomed to spend at the very least the next 5 years of your life obsessing over coming home and jumping right on the computer instantly and going on the internet 24/7 until you become an adult and either remain an addicted pedophile who can't do anything else with their life or a lonely pedophile who can only dream of the past.
Cappers will never get lives and will just laugh all their problems away while spending 24/7 on the internet and will grow up to become stars of Datelines To Catch Predator
Example 1:
Capper: omg look at those tits fap fap fap ill just record this so i can fap harder next week!
Cappers mom: billy come down for dinner
Capper: not now mom im talking to someone on myspace
Example 2:
Cappers parents:Billy we're going to a party tonight there will be cake,pie,girls,celebrities,all the girls you like from school,and hookers giving out free blowjobs to everyone would you like to come?
Capper: psshh yea right and miss a possible whore showing her boobs on the internet?like i would ever give that up for anything
Capper: omg look at those tits fap fap fap ill just record this so i can fap harder next week!
Cappers mom: billy come down for dinner
Capper: not now mom im talking to someone on myspace
Example 2:
Cappers parents:Billy we're going to a party tonight there will be cake,pie,girls,celebrities,all the girls you like from school,and hookers giving out free blowjobs to everyone would you like to come?
Capper: psshh yea right and miss a possible whore showing her boobs on the internet?like i would ever give that up for anything
by Capper McCapper February 27, 2010
It does share some similarities to the word ''cap'' but cappering means that the person that says the word cappering knows that the other person is straight up capping and the person cant deny it otherwise the whole universe will collapse.
by Autumn_65 January 5, 2023
by rapist4life March 22, 2020