An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.
Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019
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when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2020
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The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.
by ShesMyBae May 11, 2018
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Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.
"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"
by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021
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Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018
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When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
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