a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 4, 2022
Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell
"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"
by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023
A gay vampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
person 1: dude you act a like a gay vampire
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
by Ivory- August 19, 2023
Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
by ErosSlav6661 January 10, 2021
by Coonass4life October 18, 2022
Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.
"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"
"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"
"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"
by The Body Snatcher August 19, 2011