A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
by thme November 19, 2018
Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018
by Higzi July 11, 2008
He is such a Tromboner!
by Pussy ripper December 17, 2010
It's anallingus, with a tug job.
by TyphoonSexDr? July 20, 2011
A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.
by mhett August 29, 2009
N. 1) A brass instrument with a slide mechanism rather than valves. This results in much greater freedom with articulation. It also produces a much freer tone quality, however, it does slightly inhabit playing at blazing speeds (though virtuosi such as Christian Lindberg have enough skill to play anything they wish). Also known as the greatest instrument ever. The trombone has the most vocal quality of any instrument, and is also exceptional at loud, brazen playing. Played by a trombonist.
2) A dildo.
V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")
2) A dildo.
V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")
1) "Listen to that beautiful trombone playing!"
2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!"
3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.
2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!"
3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.
by tromboner88 April 3, 2008