mahler syndrom 

The Mahler Syndrome is a syndrome where an Individual pretends to have a certain illness, mental or physical, or someone who tries to make said illness look worse than it is.
Pretty much someone who seeks attention.

Person A: Person B said their Asthma is really bad.
Person C: But their asthma is ok, they don't even need an inhaler.
Person A: Lmao, Mahler Syndrome.

mahler syndrom by パク March 18, 2017

Mahler Stomp 

A devastating move created by the one and only Alex Mahler, which involves annihilating ones opponent into a pulp, and destroying their demeanor, but can only be accomplished by Alex Mahler.

After I got done with Tori, Mahler came over and Mahler stomped all over her.

Mahler Stomp by Phat Sampras November 18, 2003

5th mahler symphony 

A pain in the ass

Man last night I tried to fix my bike, it was a total 5th mahler symphony.

5th mahler symphony by Анал_таня November 25, 2016

maheer sultana

ksi impersonator

"maheer sultana stop faking your british accent."

maheer sultana by Velociraptor Eater December 10, 2022

Bill Maher Head Slam 

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.

conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

Bill Maher Head Slam by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

Sean Maher 

Massive dicked man packing down below. He has 17 kids and 3 ex-wife’s and he’s fucked 327 other women just because he wants to. How many other kids does he have? No one knows! He only practices safe sex sometimes. He is also 6ft 5in and he has size 17 shoes which he busts into. He’s a complete horndog who fucks all women in sight and they love him for it. They love when he busts all over their feet and they enjoy as he licks the cum dry from their feet after.

Girl 1: OMG!! Who is that sex demon!!
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you

Sean Maher by Horndogking379 June 16, 2022

Shadaira Marler 

A Self Centered Narcissist. Mean and Hatefull, Will most likely steal your Stuff.A Whore that cheats on Everyone.Prostitute and Methhead. Fucks old guys.

I just had a bought Shadaira Marler for a hour, I think I've got Aids now.

Shadaira Marler by Marlak January 1, 2020