Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
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Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult
Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick
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The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame
“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour
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(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.
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To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.
Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
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Type of guy to break you heart and laugh about it afterwards
“Why are you crying
“Cause toure did what he usually dose
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