Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

brush the babies teeth

When you have sex with pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

by Summer with tree my door May 16, 2021

Buck teeth girl

A buck toothed bitch who likes big black cock and likes to play with her big dildo in the morning and on Friday nights she drinks and dances on a table to oldeerr men. She like a cool lad called jerry he likes cool friges.

Buck teeth girl in a sentence in be used for calling someone with buck teeth gay.

by Real lad October 26, 2019

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).

Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*

by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 5, 2022