The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.
by Bobswally buckenfach December 6, 2015
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An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.
Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
by Who am I again? September 22, 2008
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A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.
A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.
by TheRealPoperze April 2, 2017
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A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
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Teddy bear zone is when a man is found inside a territory like the friendzone except the girl only talks to him for emotional reasons. This happens when a girl is in need of a best friend and she settles for one too fast. The man and the woman only talk about feeling and such then go on with their lives. This is why it is the teddy bear zone, the girl simply uses the man as a teddy bear to tell her secrets too. It is even harder to escape than the friendzone. Therefore he is teddy beared
Dude, you're so deep in the friendzone you are gona get teddy beared soon
by alex3798 May 28, 2014
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When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.
Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!
by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009
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(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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