A slang term for a two-person circlejerk.

Since two people cannot form a circle it is fake. The gayness is self-explanatory.

The definition is commonly applied to network equipment running poorly-implemented proprietary microcode that intermittently re-routes outbound traffic to the loopback adapter, leading to instability and data loss.
Did you un-team the Ethernet ports on the VMA-AS2 appliance? Software teaming is both fake and gay
by Ass potato November 13, 2018
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A joking term referring to a large chain store's staff past midnight and in the early morning hours. typically composed of those who are determined to bring the mullet back, or those using a certain illicit substance (meth) to stay awake for work
Let's do self check-out, that A-team member over the creeps me right the fuck out.

Oh shit! I got The A-Team's hours! I need to go get a haircut or something...
by detrius_not March 21, 2012
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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promtly escaped the maximun security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.
I love the A-Team. It's a great show.
by Brian Thietje January 28, 2006
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Variants : a-teamin' it, a-teamed it, a-teamin', a-teamed

1) Based off of the show The A-Team, a phrase used when one must get somewhere quickly; used as a sign of encouragement.
2) Jumping or running dramatically.
3) Walking slowly when one should be going more quickly.
4) Something that MUST be done.
1) "Come on, Chelsea, you can A-Team it!"
2) "Whoa, whoa. No need to A-Team it there, man."
3) "Hurry up, you gotta A-Team this bitch to make it to class on time!"
4) "Crap, now I gotta A-Team it outside to go catch my dog."

Variants :

"We went to the mall and were A-Teamin' to Hollister 'cause there's a sale on bags."

"Man, I fucking A-Teamed it to my job interview today."

"I hope they appreciated my A-Teamin' to be able to get to the store before it closes."

"Hurry up!"
"Shush. This doesn't need to be A-Teamed."
by CarbonatedWater April 6, 2006
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in reference to a most optimum and most high end example of a situation or event. One of the best, most elite, and accepted examples of a situation in a popular culture.
"That is definately an A team thing to do." or "That is total A team."
by phinn October 24, 2003
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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team.

A very popular action adventure show from the 80s. Aired for five seasons. Core team consisted of the Colonel Hannibal Smith (I love it when a plan comes together), Face (always good with the ladies), Mad Murdock (always escaping from various psych hospitals) and, of course, B.A. Baracus (Hannibal, I ain't going on no plane!!)

The show mainly centered around helping out some family business (or just family) from local goons/mobsters/rednecks/cults/etc... Show was fairly formulaic but immensely enjoyable. Plot was as follows... local family asks for help (from Hannibal in disguise), free Murdock from Asylum, Face scores with random chick, threaten/ask goons to back down (or there'll be trouble), fire lots of guns/explosions (yet no one ever died), and finally... build large warmaking contraption out of an abandoned garage (lots of welding and bolts involved) and kick local goons ass!!! And then escape from Military Police
Man, that dude can't shoot the broad side of a barn. He pulled an A Team
by Pathology January 2, 2008
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To expend lots of ammunition and hitting nothing. "To A-team" after the popular 1980's television show which had such occurences every episode.
"Sergeant, why did your squad fail thier weapon's evalutaion?"
"We A-Teamed it sir. We missed the target but caused the jeep to fly in the air and hit soem boxes though.
by Del The Evil 3Mobile Panda December 5, 2004
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