A new slang term for a sketchy person who exhibits predatorial characterstics.
Typically fits the sneaky style (hoodies, sunglasses, etc.)
Typically fits the sneaky style (hoodies, sunglasses, etc.)
by Mordecca September 13, 2018
The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.
Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?
Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.
Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.
Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.
Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.
Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.
Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.
Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020
a sneaky link can be a sexual or non-sexual experience that nobody knows about. (It usually is a sexual experience)
“my sneaky link rearranged these guts last night”
by littydreem May 17, 2021
by Rootzoon February 25, 2010
Unroll a roll of toilet paper. Jerk off and drag it through your cum, Roll it back up, enjoy sneaky tp
by Trader1933 January 14, 2017
An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.
by foybat November 2, 2010
A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.
"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."
"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
by Jagmeat March 12, 2021