the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.
girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis
by John Assdick May 6, 2008
when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.
last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.
by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010
Verb
to scrambler
passed: scramblered
future: will scrambler
To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation.
to scrambler
passed: scramblered
future: will scrambler
To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation.
I’m down a million bonez ‘cuz I got scramblerd by Bruce
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered!
I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse.
My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered!
I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse.
My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie
by Benjinyc April 12, 2008
by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
A group of enthusiasts who rearrange the plastic letters found on signs outside of businesses and schools alike, oftentimes forming vulgar phrases.
"Those pesky sign scramblers hit my sign again."
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'
by www.signscramblers.org January 28, 2004
"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."
by iak sakkath October 24, 2009
Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground
chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"
chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"
by HellzAp0pin May 27, 2011