The most adorable man you'll ever meet!

Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Sit next to a River, and you'll feel all better!

If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.

"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"

I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.

River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
by I actually sing and dance March 12, 2023
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River is the best person in this world and they will always be there for you.If you ever find a river always keep them and if you hurt my river i will hunt you down and LITERALLY KILL YOU. River is super nice and cool and will always take care of you no matter what even if they dont feel well or having a bad day.On the other part river can also be very weird and make weird noises.River is the best cousin and is like a mom to me.
"River is the best"
"i dont like River"
"say that again and see what happens."
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River is the most beautiful person out there he is inspirational sexy hot and a really good kisser
Did u see river yesterday?

Yes he so hot I want him now😘
by River has dig bick September 6, 2018
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Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.
Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?

John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..
by Poon Daddiiiiiiii July 26, 2009
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The Delaware River

Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
by JerseyKid February 17, 2008
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She is kind and loving. She is always there when needed, but she is quite socially awkward and dislikes talking to people. she can be shy at first but when you get to know her she is a true friend.
She is so kind, she must be a River
by Rachelle, the best person ever November 22, 2018
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A state of being amazing and awesome at the same time
Everybody in the town loves river after heroically saving the town
by Erybodyloveme May 15, 2018
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