Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
by John William Matson January 11, 2006
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A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah
by Turtlepawed July 2, 2017
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To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.
Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.
by CaptainTAT September 1, 2019
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This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.
"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."
by Random_Wordz January 25, 2022
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(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future
Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.
by Claret Mcbrowb June 3, 2018
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When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.
You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.
by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023
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A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.
My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.
by ejectable January 12, 2023
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