professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

professional

a person engaged in one of the learned professions

Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him?
Person B: Hes an absolute professional!

by talulah91 September 16, 2009

Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.

Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.

by that homeless guy December 8, 2017

Professional

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 2, 2011

professional

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

professional

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009

Professional

A person who:

- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet

"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper

by Chicken_absorber October 13, 2023