Obsessive Poker

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.

I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."

by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010

poker fluffer

Sits with the guy, drinks, casually laughs and offers encouragement.

Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.

She is a poker fluffer

by Dinky2 July 9, 2017

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.

So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!

by unsloppy February 4, 2018

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 30, 2014

The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh

I pulled the joker poker on her last night

by Evil492 April 25, 2021