Used by the students of Philadelphia area schools, a derogatory term used to imply a really bad school (one so bad that they would spell Philly with an "F" and Community College with "KK").

FKK is not a real place, but Community College of Philadelphia is a real school.
Whoa bro, Dan's so dumb he's goin' to FKK (Philadelphia Community College)!

You is sooo smart youse goin to FKK!
by maddstterr5555 April 13, 2010
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The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.
Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!
by Mr. Charlie007 May 7, 2011
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To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.
by Dustin King October 21, 2004
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THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.
Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH
by LebronJackson November 28, 2011
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(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.
Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"
by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023
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The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.
I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.
by Itsontv October 11, 2023
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When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.
Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!
by GilesGiantAnus July 21, 2021
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