This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 11, 2021
the hero of old, capital God’s own servant who somehow possessed him in order to create his grand plan on earth and heaven
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
The smoothest of the black male species. A rare breed who possesses sporting talent and is also know as 'love doctor'.
by Biggie22 October 8, 2019
Moses from the red sea
by Friend of moses February 21, 2020
A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.
by Boudleaux November 12, 2020
by Miracles bf March 24, 2022
she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass
by gfd g j April 10, 2022