A Gaming icon all over the world
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
by Example555 January 31, 2009
An Italian Plumber guy from Brooklyn, made by Shigeru Miyamoto, who made his first appearence in 1981 and since then became a worldwide phenomenon, even bigger than Pokémon. He is so well known that...
1) mario -- "There's probably not a single person who doesn't know him. He's that famous." -- Solid Snake's friend guy in a video clip from SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
by Leiei January 9, 2009
An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.
Mario is the greatest
by Char94oh December 20, 2016
A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.
by La Meche April 24, 2019
Mario refers to psilocybin mushrooms. This word refers to the video game character Mario, who consumes mushrooms to evolve.
by Trigga3561 January 10, 2017
A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don't get hit or you'll shrink.
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.
-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.
-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap
by some rand June 20, 2006
Super hot, has major swag, known to be tall and hilarious, great at football or basketball, African-American mixed with caucasian, doesn't put up with peoples drama, hates it when people are mad at him so he's first to be there for anyone unless they make him mad. He won't back down from anyone when they're telling him off he normally fights. Overall a great person.
by Shawnaj October 14, 2011