Someone who collects online forum posts over an extended period to read them quickly all at once.
After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.
by Thubten Comerford December 6, 2006
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1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.
by BeepBeepBoop June 25, 2014
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A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.
by whoreable October 12, 2008
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a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something
"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"
by bob babooey February 19, 2007
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one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.
Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.
by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005
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Someone who spends several hours every day on Discord. Their demographics are wide, but many of them tend to be a Weeb. Often times they are also a Discord Mod
User1- “How long does (user) use discord every day?”
User2- “She’s a discord lurker. She probably spends all day on here
by OurParentsAreRelated July 16, 2020
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A place filled with retards and faggots, using dry humor and gay jokes to try and forget that in the end, they are a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing else to do but ban cool members like sgubon.
Hey, I heard Joey was blinded while browsing the internet.

Yeah, he decided to check out that hip fresh forum, Liquid Lurker.
by Jaimi "Azimio" Johnson May 11, 2007
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