The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Idiot example:
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Bill: Ahhh!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
by Bilboson January 8, 2012
a male on the very verge of flaming metrosexuality. defining characteristics include ownership of evisu, seven for all mankind, paper denim and cloth fashions.
by tina2700 May 28, 2005
to knit / crochet - as in the linus club or project linus ( charity that donates knitted blankets to sick kids)
by rachel January 28, 2005
when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...
leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus
by Bafoolery March 16, 2011
A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010
by Anime Trap November 14, 2018
father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.
by enold April 5, 2005