ridiculously small joints that you always seem to burn ur fingers on
usually about .4g in it

Fuck i just burned my hand on that joe joint

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT A SKUNT
by ma.rson November 4, 2007
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A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011
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A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName April 19, 2011
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A joint that rises from its ashes by being reborn (rolled and smoked) right away. Two joints in a row in the end.
by Oli-Mopy November 12, 2018
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Phoenix Joint :

A joint can be refered to as "Phoenix", when somebody proposes to "Rise it from the ashes", in orther words : to revive the joint and roll another one to smoke it again right after the first one.
*rolling a joint*

A. Man I think this joint could be a Phoenix !

B. Oh yeah ? SHould I roll another one ?

A. Let's give birth to a Phoenix Joint

or

*smoking a joint*

A. Damn this joint kicks in fast.

B. Yeah true, and I think it might be a Pheonix Joint too.

A. Shit you're right, let's roll another one when it ends.
by Oli-Mopy September 26, 2018
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Phrase used in DC to describe an ugly, whack, or bama ass girl or boy.
Girl you ain't like that, bitch you a bumb joint.
by uptdc4life August 26, 2013
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