If only that Jesus boy could have just carried on his father's business instead of stirring up trouble and getting nailed to a cross...
by Thank Science It's Friday August 21, 2007
by Lily_of_Geeks October 13, 2009
A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.
Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
by Shard March 1, 2005
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
The immortal zombie carpenter who, if you ask him nicely through his telepathic powers, will grant your wishes. He is one third of an almighty being who was sent to earth to be killed mercilessly so that said almighty being could forgive us for something he made us do, something which, being almighty, shouldn't have been quite so troublesome in the first place. In addition to asking politely, some believe it is necessary to indulge in cannibalism, eating Jesus' flesh, to be forgiven and go to heaven. Physically, Jesus may have looked similar to Jim Morrison, although many would contend he was in fact black.
Friend: I'm going to go eat some of Jesus and ask him and his father not to send me to eternal damnation for something my great great great etc. grandparents did.
Me: Have fun at Mass!
Me: Have fun at Mass!
by LordofAllPrepositionalPhrases November 26, 2008
Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
by Jonjo January 16, 2005
A jewish zombie, who was crucified and brought back from the dead.
His fanclub is quite big, they kill trees and stick up fairies on his birthday.
His fanclub is quite big, they kill trees and stick up fairies on his birthday.
christian Jesus
by MYSTiiKZz July 20, 2009