Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 4, 2020
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A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry February 29, 2016
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Jackhammer is a type of sex position where the girl does a hand stand and opens her leg wide and the boy has to get on top of a bed and grab the girls leg and stick your dick in her vigian or ass either way and start going up and down
by NotACK April 13, 2018
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Go get a hand full of non-solidified concrete and begin to jack off with it as a lubricant. You must cum before the concrete solidifies.
Bro I was able to finish the jackhammer last night.
by Ravi banker February 9, 2019
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A position used in intercourse where the man will hill hold his partner upside down by the legs with his partners head on the bed. The man will then stick his penis into the girls vagina and make sex
Girl: oh my god Toby made me his jackhammer last night

Girl 2: oh I fucking love the jackhammer
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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