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An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.
My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

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Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
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by Ben Dribblin March 01, 2017
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