A sexual position in which one partner (usually male) spins rapidly on their genitals in the same way the ride Tilt-a-Whirl spins around it's center.
by Jaytheking May 19, 2020
When a man fucks another man upside down bouncing up and down in a block of honey. They then proceed to freeze the honey and fuck in sub zero temperatures. The genitals swell up and create an expulsion of fat cum shots. Then they shatter the honey and die together
by The Cum Sock Master August 15, 2023
Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella
by TrollHunter95 November 6, 2021
Shari had COVID and was complaining about her sore throat so Darko got out his salami stick and gave her a Serbian jackhammer 🤣
by The real Don drizzle May 25, 2022
The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.
by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013
Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy
by ExtraSauceBoss October 29, 2020