Grace: Emma omg, your brother has his hand down his pants!!
Emma: Ugh! again? i know we call him the {hancock}
Emma: Ugh! again? i know we call him the {hancock}
by dermadil March 13, 2011
an undeveloped penis, usually found on a jewish child or a full grown jewbacca. This is a result of years of stomach problems and an oversized asshole.
by tin knocker December 3, 2008
chris - luke do a hancock
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH
by Poulson June 7, 2005
han~kok
1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.
2. Noun
To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.
2. Noun
To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
An example of hancock would be:
H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."
J:"Yes, I agree it did not."
H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."
J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."
J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."
J:"Indeed."
H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."
J:"Yes, I agree it did not."
H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."
J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."
J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."
J:"Indeed."
by John & Hubert April 27, 2021
Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
by Thinking is not a crime May 4, 2009
when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses
jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have
jeremy is now offline
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have
jeremy is now offline
by thats not art January 8, 2010
*Throws ball at hoop from other side of field*
"Man,you ain't Hancock."
"Dude,I jumped off a 4 story house and survived.I must be Hancock"
"Man,you ain't Hancock."
"Dude,I jumped off a 4 story house and survived.I must be Hancock"
by ;~; monster February 27, 2010