Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.
If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
by E hates Q March 30, 2023
Used to describe one who is extremely passive, diffident, and introverted. Usually very bad at socializing.
by charburg August 19, 2016
A large tropical citrus fruit with a very sweet taste to it. Also can be used as slang for a woman's boobs.
by The whitest cracker in town December 29, 2015
by User2379900 November 10, 2022
A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.
“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”
by alternativeaster June 13, 2022
by cowbooty November 28, 2020