Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
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When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.
"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"
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Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.
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A goated man that posts memes on Instagram @goat.memez_ he is very sexy and has a cool swagger he is perfect
I wish goat memez liked me
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a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
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a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.
holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!
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We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.
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