Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.
Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life
by Ashley April 1, 2005
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The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
by chickenfanny March 24, 2009
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When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.
Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.
by Dr Urich June 5, 2015
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You are unhappy with your current set of circumstances. You want to escape your life and perhaps even start over.
She left me on read, end my life.
by Sojourner--- October 11, 2019
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when you roast someone so bad, they'll never be able to recover
If George ever tried to roast me ill end his life
by Cameron27 September 12, 2016
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When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.
Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
by Alan the anal bead March 16, 2017
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Commonly used by bored memers.
Or always in every situation used by yours truly, epic_gamer_time.
bjoy72: „ay m8 wut u doin“
epicgamertime23: „nothin“
cringy chick: „oh look at me im depressed and quirky“
epicgamertime23: „end life•
by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019
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