When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.
It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.
by Tee-bag May 17, 2009
"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
by Doctor Drey May 30, 2014
The 'Prelude' to a three way - Where two girls/two guys stand on either side of a guy/girl and make out/grind with them.
by Orangep33ls October 26, 2009
by roglewis April 12, 2009
by Crabs in a bucket October 9, 2012
Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.
*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 6, 2008
by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014