A penetrative sex act wherein the male partner, or partners, switch from penetration of the vagina, to penetration of the anus, then back into the vagina. This can be done in any amount of intervals, including stroke for stroke, but must start with the vagina.
I found myself so into the double-dutching that I was hittin' that hoe between the pussy and the ass with every other stroke.
by choking on the blowtorch October 12, 2007
skippin' rope with two ropes twirling at the same time. Was really big in the '80s and apparently is making a small comeback.
by jaklumen September 7, 2003
This is the situation where you and two women are in bed together and the women are only interested in themselves and not you. So you are on the sidelines trying to find the right moment to jump in. Like in Double dutch.
by FutureEndeavor November 10, 2011
by yo mama September 11, 2003
When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
by GlynC July 31, 2006
by Kkboom March 9, 2017
When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.
I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.
by BroncoCat May 8, 2013