by Stevenspielbum February 10, 2017
corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.
Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar
conglomerates, hence the name.
conglomerates, hence the name.
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
A term used to reference how the minute after Pride Month ends, a majority of corporations and other companies who were pretending to be supportive immediately go back to pretending LGBTQ+ people aren't a thing.
Dang, I thought Target would have changed and kept on selling Pride-themed stuff after June, but it looks like its all gone.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?
by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022
A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.
by portapattie May 10, 2023
A fictitious secret government organization that controls: media, politics, economy, healthcare, and more in the Carlos Lerma universe.
The World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.) took Logan Wright in to bargain silence after he found the cure for cancer.
by swtffdua April 6, 2023
by ChalooMaloo December 6, 2021